• my friend: i met a guy
  • me: i just started a new tv show

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Tags: same

skypestripper:

*looks good when it doesnt matter*

(via mlightwood)

Probably my favorite misspelling of my name I’ve ever seen #cantbebeat

Probably my favorite misspelling of my name I’ve ever seen #cantbebeat

Tags: cantbebeat

penda-kenya:

thatfunnyblog:

So me

87 fries

penda-kenya:

thatfunnyblog:

So me

87 fries

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Tags: same

verywetteen:

spoon me while we watch bobs burgers until I fall asleep and drool all over you plz

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Tags: YYAAASSSS

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🎆

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sorelatable:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(via barnowl-nightkiller)

napoleonbonerhard:

[AGGRESSIVELY FINDS YOU CUTE AND DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT]

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